Pak Pandir Ah beng

Just got email from a friend regarding Pak Pandir Ah Beng... i quite like it, so want to share with you guys.... enjoy.

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>> Ah Beng bought a new mobile.> He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,> "My Mobile No. Has changed.> Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610">> ====================================
> Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.> Friend: Really, what is he studying.> Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.>> ==========================================
> Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.> DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.> Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.>> ===========================================
> Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?> Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?> Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.>> =========================================
> Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"> Wife: How do you know??> Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,> Oh GOD! U have come again.>> ===========================================
> Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,> except the TV in my house."> Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"> Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news...">> =========================================
> Ah Beng ? comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"> He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement.">> =============================================
> How do you recognize Ah Beng ? in School?> He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases> the board.>> ===============================================
> Once ? Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.> So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast> announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would> be hot.>> ==================================================
> Ah Beng ? in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and> Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?">>
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> Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?> Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup> Ah Beng ? - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?>> ===================================================
> Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense> Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail">> =====================================================
> Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"> Servant: "It's already raining."> Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go.">> =====================================================
> A man asked Ah Beng ? why ? Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not> in the morning ? Ah Beng replied ? Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM